Objects & Miscellaneous

Naming your plants is basically required if you’re a plant parent, but what about the pots they live in? Those […]

A mustache is never just a mustache. The moment that fuzzy little caterpillar parks itself on your upper lip, it

Some bracket names have achieved legendary status in office pools and friend groups across the country. These are the ones

There is something deeply satisfying about turning around at a game and seeing a stranger’s jersey say something absolutely ridiculous.

Some books change your life. Others just make you laugh so hard you snort in a quiet public library. If

Every real newspaper name sounds like it was chosen by a committee of very serious men in 1847 who thought

The BORG took over college parties faster than anyone could say “blackout rage gallon,” and now the real competition is

Let’s be honest, that little Zyn can in your pocket deserves its own personality by now. It lives with you

These are the heavy hitters of the fake diagnosis world. The names on this list have been making people laugh

Math class is the one place where finding X feels like a personal attack on your entire existence. If you